April242009
World Beer Pong Tournament, World's Biggest Douchebags descend on New York »
For you those of you that live in the Big Potato, the World Beer Pong Tournament is this weekend!! So gel up your hair, pop that collar, chug that Muscle Milk and remember never to overextend the elbow. It’s just a rookie mistake.
And if anyone utters the words “Oh brah, I’m so schwasted!” I reserve the right to teleport to Manhattan and punch you in the soul. Or wherever. Ya burnt.
