March302009
Ground Swallows Girl As She Plays Baseball »
Yes, that’s the actual title of the actual news story. Uhhm…. dramatic much?
“A 9-year-old girl playing baseball on city land Wednesday was suddenly swallowed by a sink hole and was rescued by the children playing with her.”
Hey, we all blame things on childhood experiences gone wrong, but WHEN THE EARTH ACTUALLY TRIES TO EAT YOU…you’ve got a one up on the rest of us. Chin up, wee one. Tomorrow’s going to be a brighter day… (Unless some other object tries to eat you alive. Fingers crossed!)
