March262009
Drunk Man Dangerously Close To Figuring Out You're F**king With Him »
From The Onion (natch):
“The heavily intoxicated man seated next to you is dangerously close to realizing you’ve been fucking with him this entire time, nearby sources reported. Although he appears to still believe you love his Judas Priest T-shirt, the whiskey-soaked bar patron has stopped swaying back and forth and could, at this very moment, be one drunken thought away from figuring out that Al Pacino is not actually your uncle.”
