February262009
Movies + "Pants" = Hilarity »
The best lines from Star Wars that are improved by replacing a word with “pants”.
“I find your lack of pants disturbing.”
“Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.”
“I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.”
“In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering.”
“Han’ll have those pants down - we’ve gotta give him more time!”
“I have altered the pants, pray that I don’t alter them further.”
