July82010
"I enjoy visiting Canada, but it always freaks me out at the airport when I have to trade a bunch of real American money for their pretend Canadian money. That’s a real leap of faith. I worry that when I give a colorful Canadian $20 bill to the lady who works at Le Burger King she’ll look at it and say, “They sold this to you at the airport, didn’t they?” And I’ll say, “You’re not going to give me hamburgers in exchange for it, are you?” And she’ll just slowly shake her head."
— comedian Mike Birbiglia
