January292009
Morbid? Check. Clever? Check. Odds on the 100 people most likely to die in 2009? Check. »
This list is one man’s compilation on the most likely obituaries of this new year. For example:
14) Ted Kennedy
Cause: Cancer
Reason: He survived brothers JFK and RFK by more than forty years, but this hard-living, hard-drinking Senator doesn’t have much time left. Diagnosed with brain cancer and recently suffering a seizure, I hope the cameras are rolling in heaven when he gets confronted by a probably still irate Mary Jo Kopechne.
Chance We’ll See An Obituary: 15% (Via)
