November272008
The Jonas Brothers wish you an awkward holiday.
Thanks to People magazine’s special holiday entertaining issue, we now know what Thanksgiving and the holiday season is like for a select group of “celebrities.” For example, for inexplicable teen heartthrobs the Jonas Brothers, the holidays are about filling their heads with fresh Styrofoam, and posing for excruciatingly stiff portraits alongside designated holiday and family signifiers like a Christmas tree, and a little Jonas brother.
The mechanical smiles, the oddly empty surroundings, the suffocating awkwardness, the Disney wholesome heartthrob costumes, the dog that has to be propped up by the “duh”-faced one: it’s just all so mesmerizing.
In short: This thanksgiving we can all be thankful we’re not under contractual obligation to be part of the Jonas Brothers’ husk family (Thanks to the A/V Club)
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