March232010
Five Minute Answers »
Well, hi.
A good friend of the blog, Kent Woodyard has started up his own cyber dog and pony show, where he promises you, citizen of the internet that everything he writes will take you less than 5 minutes to read. (That’s about 5 times the attention span of the average American, ammmIriiiiiiteee?). Anyway, here’s a snippet:
Greetings, salutations, and welcome to fiveminuteanswers.net. I don’t believe we’ve met. My name is Kent Woodyard and I pretty much run this joint. (By “joint” I mean, of course, the second-rate, hastily-assembled blog you are currently viewing.) By visiting my humble corner of the internet, you have paid me a great compliment while also validating my meglomaniacal assumption that people are interested in my thoughts. If that was not your intention, feel free to hit your browser’s back button. I’m sure you will find justinbieber.com much the same as you left it.
