February52010
The Greatest LOST Recap.... EVER »
If you don’t already read the Best Week Ever LOST recap, then, run, don’t walk over to internet.com and read it for yourself. It’s one my very favorite parts of the LOST experience. It’s always funny, and a great read. A sample.
“After the plane lands safely, Jack is called to the Oceanic “Oopsie” desk and is informed that not only did his father’s coffin not make the trip to Los Angeles, but that it’s also completely missing. Locke introduces himself to Jack and prophetically suggests that Christian isn’t really “missing,” just his body is, meaning that whatever event resulted in Christian’s supernatural existence also made his body disappear, so he was never lost. Or possibly Oceanic is just a subsidiary of Delta Airlines (BOOM! High five! I just high-fived my monitor ’cause none of you drove over here to high-five me after I typed that.) Touched by Locke’s charisma, Jack offers to fix John’s unfixable spinal problem “on the house,” forgetting he’s a spinal surgeon and not a goddamn bartender.”
