December42009
Topics of Conversation at my Cousin's House on Any Given Holiday »
Another great McSweeney’s list that was put up on Thanksgiving. The list is titled “Topics of Conversation at my Cousin’s House on Any Given Holiday:
- Whose house this is and how you’ll act in it
- Who put a roof over your head and how you’ll behave as long as you’re under it
- Who is not here to win any popularity contests
- Who is just plain ignorant
- When this conversation is over
- What is an argument and what is just a discussion
- Whether Democrats or Republicans are closeted child-molesting homosexual Communists
- Who is in charge here
- How school is going
- Who has had more than enough to drink
- The weather
