September92009
I Don't Need Drugs To Have A Good Time And Jump Through A Plate-Glass Window Into A Pool 15 Stories Below »
From The Onion:
“See, I’m not one of these dirtbag wasteoids who thinks he needs the “high” of drugs to have fun. I may live the straight and narrow, but I’ve never let that stop me from, say, turning over a car and riddling it with bullet holes while screaming random obscenities at the top of my lungs to every passing motorist. Fun like that doesn’t come in some pill. It comes from inside you.”
