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Area Mother Can Only Imagine What Son Is Eating Right Now »
“Local mother Anna Sampson, whose 22-year-old son Michael recently graduated from college and is now living on his own for the first time, was kept awake Tuesday night by the thought of what kind of food Michael was likely eating.”
“I just hope that it’s not grilled-cheese sandwiches and tomato soup every single night,” Sampson said. “And Michael had better watch the amount of sugar he spoons into his oatmeal every morning. That’ll rot his teeth.” In actuality, Michael routinely skips breakfast, except for last Sunday morning, when he dunked left-over cupcakes from a friend’s birthday party in a glass of Sprite.”
From the Onion, natch. The cupcake in Sprite line slayed me.
