June252009
"I haven’t seen Transformers 2: This Shit Is Two And A Half Hours Long? and I don’t intend to, mostly because I find heavy metal scraps poured directly on my temporal lobe to be an unpleasant experience, and if I wanted to see Megan Fox in the vicinity of giant hulking stupid metal things, I’d just put Maxim next to a microwave."
— The A.V. Club, on Transformers 2. Having said that, I’ll see all of you at the theater tonight. I make zero apologies for that.