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Wild, Unattached Twenties Spent At Work »
The Onion knocked it out of the park today:
“Nobody tells me what to do or when to do it—other than my bosses, of course,” said Anderton, who recently cancelled his Netflix subscription after letting his first three DVDs sit on his dining-room table unwatched for nine weeks. “The other junior account execs are always complaining about their kids and their wives. Not me. I’m completely free to stay at work as long as I want. Hell, I can even come in weekends without someone getting on my case, like Mom always used to with Dad.”
