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Iowa girl wins U.S. Texting Title »

SWEET MOSES. WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD?!

“For the Des Moines, Iowa, teenager, her 14,000 texts-per-month habit reaped its own rewards, landing her the competition prize of $50,000 just eight months after she got her first cell phone.

Moore, with a speedy and accurate performance, beat out 20 other finalists from around the country over two days of challenges such as texting blindfolded and texting while maneuvering through a moving obstacle course.”

If I can directly quote that snooty French waiter from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: “I weep for the future.”