April302009
"They were so beautiful. They looked like they were airbrushed when they were walking. I went up to Brad and asked if he needed help and he said, ‘No thanks.’ I was looking at him but I don’t really remember it — it was like a dream."
— A grocery store manager in Oyster Bay, Long Island, NY, discussing his response to seeing Brangelina, who is (are?) currently living there for some reason. I think this quote is supposed to be serious, but I just find it funny.